alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via orgasm)

295,368 notes • 3:15 PM

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thizzelle:

dykes with straps b like “shit I’m bout to cum!” and pull out and spit on the bitch back.

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!!!!!!!

I cant

Lmaoooo dog I just died

Lmfaooooo I’m so done with this website

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I feel weird